sarah. 15. Dancer and a shitty singer

#sterek

#narry

She the baeeee (before anyone else everytime everywhere ever): Sexy-muffin-bitch

 

girl: babe come over

boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple

girl: my parents aren't home

boy: I know

nonsenseipourmysouln2:

REMEMBER THE INTERVIEWER BASICALLY TOLD THEM TO BE MORE SERIOUS
AND THEY SASSED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM

nonsenseipourmysouln2:

REMEMBER THE INTERVIEWER BASICALLY TOLD THEM TO BE MORE SERIOUS

AND THEY SASSED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM

(Source: w--onderstruck)

bradleyy:

when someone hates on 1d in front of u and u have to use all of your will power to not say anything back

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nicolascagesempai:

stahl-ebooks:

heres a midi of hips dont lie with a banjo as the vocals

i cant believe this

I think it’s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them

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(Source: bl-eehh)

frankton:

send this to every college that you want to apply for, they will have to accept you

frankton:

send this to every college that you want to apply for, they will have to accept you

wandaventham:

i just realized that fucking ross geller got tenure in the field of paleontology at, like, age 30? and must’ve been hired at that tenure track position in his mid-20s? how was he so young? how old was he when he got his PhD? did he just… get a job after graduating without even doing a postdoc? is this what the 90s were like? fuck the 90s. fuck ross geller. fuck the way rachel got that coffee shop job with no experience